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Dormant tuberculosis. 🤡.

Bacteria feed on dead tissue. All organs are negatively affected, damaged, by the Covid vaccines to some degree. The lungs are no exception. Bacteria then bloom on the dead cells.

-There are many causes of 'tuberculosis', from exposure to toxins, to nutritional deficiencies. Vitamin D & C prevent most causes. There's no dormant virus just lying in wait. We all inhale bacteria, fungus, mold spores & other toxins, including TB bacteria, 24/7, with no ill effects. Not among the healthy anyway.

Add tuberculosis to the list of side effects, or rather, consequences of getting injected with the Covid vaccines & boosters.

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In response to public demand for even more debilitating side effects from the VAER-Y SCARY 19 JAB ™, the masterminds have now rolled the booster into the original!!

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☠️💉☠️💉 Death - R.I.P.

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☠️💉 Death: We like to double-down on this one!!

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CLOSING JINGLE

(To the tune of a cheerful ad ー think McDonald’s but sinister!!)

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🚨Warning: Some customers may experience buyer’s remorse, loss of bodily autonomy, or sudden urges to question authority. If symptoms of critical thinking persist, please consult your nearest fact-checker. 🚨

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