NOT BABYLON BEE: Canada Tackles Methane Emissions From COW BURPS with Credit Plan

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According to Bloomberg, Canada will tackle a Climate Hoax with “a plan to reduce emissions from cattle through a credit trading system”.

Farmers who manage to reduce emissions from COW BURPS will earn credits “that can be sold to other businesses to meet their own emission targets. “

Makes total sense 🤡

Thanks to Kill Bates, there are cow masks farmers can use to help them achieve these noble goals.

Cow Diapers must be next on the list to tackle methane emissions from COW FARTS.

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