NOT BABYLON BEE: Canada Tackles Methane Emissions From COW BURPS with Credit Plan
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According to Bloomberg, Canada will tackle a Climate Hoax with “a plan to reduce emissions from cattle through a credit trading system”.
Farmers who manage to reduce emissions from COW BURPS will earn credits “that can be sold to other businesses to meet their own emission targets. “
Makes total sense 🤡
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Cow Diapers must be next on the list to tackle methane emissions from COW FARTS.
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Buffalo are not that different from cows, & at one time there were vast herds of Buffalo in North America, did the natives every notice any Methane pollution?