Bird Flu ‘Virus’ ‘Isolation’: A Scientific Wild Goose Chase?
Ah, the majestic art of ‘isolating’ bird flu ‘virus’ – where proving a virus exists is as simple as throwing a cocktail of snot, antibiotics, and monkey kidney cells into a dish and calling whatever happens next ‘science.’
First, take a sample from a sick bird. Skip the pesky step of finding an intact virus – who has time for that? Instead, blend the sample with a soup of foreign genetic material, inject it into fertilized eggs, and let nature take its twisted course. If the chick embryos shrivel up and die, congratulations! You’ve definitively proven the presence of a virus. It couldn’t possibly be the antibiotics, the toxic brews used in the process, or the sheer trauma of being injected with mystery sludge. Nope – must be the virus!
Controls? Never heard of them. No need to inject a separate batch with sterilized material to see if the same carnage occurs. That would be bad for business. And purification? Pfft! Why purify when you can just assume? Just claim that whatever cellular debris, genetic fragments, and cellular breakdown products appear in the dish must be ‘H5N1’ – even if you never actually see an intact virus, let alone isolate one.
And let’s not forget PCR – the modern oracle of ‘disease detection.’ Amplify tiny genetic fragments (not a whole virus, mind you) to absurd levels, and voilà! You have a ‘confirmed case.’ Never mind that PCR was never designed to diagnose ‘infection’ – details like that only get in the way of a good pandemic narrative.
So, there you have it – bird flu ‘virus’ ‘isolation’ in all its glory. No actual virus, no proper controls, no purification, but plenty of scary headlines and lucrative vaccines. If ‘virus’ ‘isolation’ were a magic show, this would be sawing the lady in half – except the lady was never there, the saw was imaginary, and the audience is still gasping in horror.
Huge thanks for the cracking review of The Bird-Brained Virus Crowd! Massively appreciated! Thrilled that it gave you some laffs – always good to know it wasn’t just for the birds.
For those who fancy a proper cackle, here’s the link to a book that’ll have you laughing out loud while watching the bird-brained virus crowd flap frantically as their flock’s retarded position nosedives in pecking order of accepted wisdom.
The book serves up a hilarious bird’s-eye of their pseudoscience, and- wouldn’t you know it – proof of a virus remains as scarce as hen’s teeth. It’s time for that crowd to eat crow.
The Bird-Brained Virus Crowd invites you to the streaming sensation ViraFlix, where the madcap world of ‘virology’ is reimagined as an addictive lineup of blockbuster comedies. Each ‘episode’ dives into the hilarity, contradictions, and outright absurdities lurking within the ‘virus’ industry, unravelling the shaky claims holding it all together.
Step into the spotlight with Dr. Specimen, a jittery viroLIEgist-in-training, whose scientific certainties crumble under the relentless interrogation of Mr. Rigorous, a no-nonsense attorney determined to expose every flaw in his claims. The courtroom battle is a tour de force of satire, shining a spotlight on the wobbly foundations of ‘Virus isolation.’
Brace yourself for BEAKing news of avian flu ‘pandemics’ so outrageous they’re almost believable – until they’re not. Buckle up for the meteoric rise (and catastrophic fall) of ‘SARS-CoV-2,’ as global fame gives way to the revelation that it was nothing more than a bit of snot on a swab.
The comedy doesn’t stop there. Grab a pint at a classic British Boozer with Mr. Wise To, whose cheeky interrogation of a viroLIEgist will leave you in stitches. Or swing by the ‘Lively Virus’ Shop, where a disgruntled customer argues with the shopkeeper about the ‘virus’ he recently purchased– a rather dead one - that certainly doesn’t live up to the shop’s lively name.
Laugh out loud as the Ministry of Silly Viruses reviews funding applications for utterly unremarkable ‘viruses,’ and revel in the futile yet side-splitting quest of a determined shopper to purchase a completely isolated and purified ‘virus’ at Yee Olde Virus Isolation Shoppe.
Hungry for more? Strap on your hazmat aprons for Cooking up Controversy, where the absurdity of ‘viral’ recipes will leave you craving the comfort of a real meal. Then, tune in to Who Wants to be a Pandemic Billionaire, where two cutthroat teams compete to concoct the most apocalyptic scamdemic for Pandemic billions!
And don’t miss the grand finale: the ultimate World Cup clash between Germ Theory F.C. and Terrain Theory F.C., with jaw-dropping goals that defy everything you thought you knew. Can you predict the winning team and the final score?
Packed with wit, biting satire, and laugh-out-loud absurdities, The Bird-Brained Virus Crowd is one binge-worthy comedy riot you won’t want to miss!
Cue closing jingle
[Upbeat and irresistibly catchy]
♪♪ “It’s ViraFlix time, where ‘virus isolation’ claims run wild,
Join the courtroom drama of Dr. Specimen, our jittery child!
From BEAKing news headlines to cooking the craze,
We’re serving up scams in a comedic blaze!
SARS’ rise to fame – oh, it’s truly obscene,
Just a swab of snot, terrorizing TV screens!
From ‘pandemics’ to goals, it’s a wacky, wild spree,
In Bird-Brained, come laugh with glee!” ♪♪
Narrator: Join us for The Bird-Brained Virus Crowd only on ViraFlix – where the science is shaky, the laughs are epic, and the truth is a side-splitting adventure you won’t want to miss!"
The Bird-Brained Virus Crowd invites you to the streaming sensation ViraFlix, where the madcap world of ‘virology’ is reimagined as an addictive lineup of blockbuster comedies. Each ‘episode’ dives into the hilarity, contradictions, and outright absurdities lurking within the ‘virus’ industry, unravelling the shaky claims holding it all together.
Step into the spotlight with Dr. Specimen, a jittery viroLIEgist-in-training, whose scientific certainties crumble under the relentless interrogation of Mr. Rigorous, a no-nonsense attorney determined to expose every flaw in his claims. The courtroom battle is a tour de force of satire, shining a spotlight on the wobbly foundations of ‘Virus isolation.’
Brace yourself for BEAKing news of avian flu ‘pandemics’ so outrageous they’re almost believable – until they’re not. Buckle up for the meteoric rise (and catastrophic fall) of ‘SARS-CoV-2,’ as global fame gives way to the revelation that it was nothing more than a bit of snot on a swab.
The comedy doesn’t stop there. Grab a pint at a classic British Boozer with Mr. Wise To, whose cheeky interrogation of a viroLIEgist will leave you in stitches. Or swing by the ‘Lively Virus’ Shop, where a disgruntled customer argues with the shopkeeper about the ‘virus’ he recently purchased– a rather dead one - that certainly doesn’t live up to the shop’s lively name.
Laugh out loud as the Ministry of Silly Viruses reviews funding applications for utterly unremarkable ‘viruses,’ and revel in the futile yet side-splitting quest of a determined shopper to purchase a completely isolated and purified ‘virus’ at Yee Olde Virus Isolation Shoppe.
Hungry for more? Strap on your hazmat aprons for Cooking up Controversy, where the absurdity of ‘viral’ recipes will leave you craving the comfort of a real meal. Then, tune in to Who Wants to be a Pandemic Billionaire, where two cutthroat teams compete to concoct the most apocalyptic scamdemic for Pandemic billions!
And don’t miss the grand finale: the ultimate World Cup clash between Germ Theory F.C. and Terrain Theory F.C., with jaw-dropping goals that defy everything you thought you knew. Can you predict the winning team and the final score?
Packed with wit, biting satire, and laugh-out-loud absurdities, The Bird-Brained Virus Crowd is one binge-worthy comedy riot you won’t want to miss!
Cue closing jingle
[Upbeat and irresistibly catchy]
♪♪ “It’s ViraFlix time, where ‘virus isolation’ claims run wild,
Join the courtroom drama of Dr. Specimen, our jittery child!
From BEAKing news headlines to cooking the craze,
We’re serving up scams in a comedic blaze!
SARS’ rise to fame – oh, it’s truly obscene,
Just a swab of snot, terrorizing TV screens!
From ‘pandemics’ to goals, it’s a wacky, wild spree,
In Bird-Brained, come laugh with glee!” ♪♪
Narrator: Join us for The Bird-Brained Virus Crowd only on ViraFlix – where the science is shaky, the laughs are epic, and the truth is a side-splitting adventure you won’t want to miss!"
Why do chicken farmers ALLOW the tyrannical "federal" government ONTO their PROPERTY? This all started during the Obiden regime, and they continued it during the interim between the election and the new President a month ago. This must END.
Again, if it were me, they would be met with deadly force if they tried to force me to kill my chickens. If ALL farmers did that, this would promptly end.
It's not about trying to deal with fake bird flu. It's about trying to precipitate mass starvation. Starvation ALWAYS works. Check out Stalin and Mao. Their ghosts will tell you.
Yup. If the peeps are a little unruly and show signs of independence that comes from prosperity. First you can jack up the cost of living by making it REALLY expensive to eat. Make them dependent. So dependent that they depend on government grift so that if you try to clean up the grift the peeps suffering from the corruption go "NO! Pah leeeeeez don't stop abusing us, that grift payment that gave me a donut to take the clot shot is real important to us. Keep the corruption going. Because we're dependent on it"
And if it all gets a little out of hand and you kill a few too many chickens and dump a bit too much food not to worry. It is still a win. Because mass starvation ALWAYS works. The pissed off peeps are too hungry and weak to even fight back
Of course they aren't and if they were natural selection would take care of the problem. Their blatant attempt at another scamdemic is so obvious and now they want to vaccinate chickens? No thanks, I'll buy my own chickens and give the eggs to family and friends.
Why can't agribusiness just treat animals with respect: feed and house them in clean proper facilities and slaughter them humanely! That is why I buy as much as I can from small family farms. It usually does cost me more, but my conscience is clear, or as best as it can be.
Mexico has plenty of eggs. The bird flu didn't affect chickens there. I bet now that Claudia Stainbum is in power, they will be next in line for the upcoming Holodomor.
check out a page called the expose also check out dr vernon coleman
Thanks Lioness for sharing the truth .
Bird Flu ‘Virus’ ‘Isolation’: A Scientific Wild Goose Chase?
Ah, the majestic art of ‘isolating’ bird flu ‘virus’ – where proving a virus exists is as simple as throwing a cocktail of snot, antibiotics, and monkey kidney cells into a dish and calling whatever happens next ‘science.’
First, take a sample from a sick bird. Skip the pesky step of finding an intact virus – who has time for that? Instead, blend the sample with a soup of foreign genetic material, inject it into fertilized eggs, and let nature take its twisted course. If the chick embryos shrivel up and die, congratulations! You’ve definitively proven the presence of a virus. It couldn’t possibly be the antibiotics, the toxic brews used in the process, or the sheer trauma of being injected with mystery sludge. Nope – must be the virus!
Controls? Never heard of them. No need to inject a separate batch with sterilized material to see if the same carnage occurs. That would be bad for business. And purification? Pfft! Why purify when you can just assume? Just claim that whatever cellular debris, genetic fragments, and cellular breakdown products appear in the dish must be ‘H5N1’ – even if you never actually see an intact virus, let alone isolate one.
And let’s not forget PCR – the modern oracle of ‘disease detection.’ Amplify tiny genetic fragments (not a whole virus, mind you) to absurd levels, and voilà! You have a ‘confirmed case.’ Never mind that PCR was never designed to diagnose ‘infection’ – details like that only get in the way of a good pandemic narrative.
So, there you have it – bird flu ‘virus’ ‘isolation’ in all its glory. No actual virus, no proper controls, no purification, but plenty of scary headlines and lucrative vaccines. If ‘virus’ ‘isolation’ were a magic show, this would be sawing the lady in half – except the lady was never there, the saw was imaginary, and the audience is still gasping in horror.
Everyone should read your new book.
The Bird-Brained Virus Crowd.
Written with wit and humor which presents the facts in a way that shines the light in the cracks of deception from a very unique perspective.
Huge thanks for the cracking review of The Bird-Brained Virus Crowd! Massively appreciated! Thrilled that it gave you some laffs – always good to know it wasn’t just for the birds.
For those who fancy a proper cackle, here’s the link to a book that’ll have you laughing out loud while watching the bird-brained virus crowd flap frantically as their flock’s retarded position nosedives in pecking order of accepted wisdom.
The book serves up a hilarious bird’s-eye of their pseudoscience, and- wouldn’t you know it – proof of a virus remains as scarce as hen’s teeth. It’s time for that crowd to eat crow.
https://www.amazon.com/Bird-Brained-Virus-Crowd-Luc-Terroir-ebook/dp/B0DWM4SY89/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1NDW2HU1CPSQU&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.XNQKt247FSk8Fjls6MH6cQ.nPzrpk_lDBE0fQmhrdXqELFWNKZ_So8t2QBlKB53mew&dib_tag=se&keywords=The+Bird+Brained+Virus+Crowd&qid=1740428114&sprefix=the+bird+brained+virus+crowd%2Caps%2C463&sr=8-1
The Bird-Brained Virus Crowd invites you to the streaming sensation ViraFlix, where the madcap world of ‘virology’ is reimagined as an addictive lineup of blockbuster comedies. Each ‘episode’ dives into the hilarity, contradictions, and outright absurdities lurking within the ‘virus’ industry, unravelling the shaky claims holding it all together.
Step into the spotlight with Dr. Specimen, a jittery viroLIEgist-in-training, whose scientific certainties crumble under the relentless interrogation of Mr. Rigorous, a no-nonsense attorney determined to expose every flaw in his claims. The courtroom battle is a tour de force of satire, shining a spotlight on the wobbly foundations of ‘Virus isolation.’
Brace yourself for BEAKing news of avian flu ‘pandemics’ so outrageous they’re almost believable – until they’re not. Buckle up for the meteoric rise (and catastrophic fall) of ‘SARS-CoV-2,’ as global fame gives way to the revelation that it was nothing more than a bit of snot on a swab.
The comedy doesn’t stop there. Grab a pint at a classic British Boozer with Mr. Wise To, whose cheeky interrogation of a viroLIEgist will leave you in stitches. Or swing by the ‘Lively Virus’ Shop, where a disgruntled customer argues with the shopkeeper about the ‘virus’ he recently purchased– a rather dead one - that certainly doesn’t live up to the shop’s lively name.
Laugh out loud as the Ministry of Silly Viruses reviews funding applications for utterly unremarkable ‘viruses,’ and revel in the futile yet side-splitting quest of a determined shopper to purchase a completely isolated and purified ‘virus’ at Yee Olde Virus Isolation Shoppe.
Hungry for more? Strap on your hazmat aprons for Cooking up Controversy, where the absurdity of ‘viral’ recipes will leave you craving the comfort of a real meal. Then, tune in to Who Wants to be a Pandemic Billionaire, where two cutthroat teams compete to concoct the most apocalyptic scamdemic for Pandemic billions!
And don’t miss the grand finale: the ultimate World Cup clash between Germ Theory F.C. and Terrain Theory F.C., with jaw-dropping goals that defy everything you thought you knew. Can you predict the winning team and the final score?
Packed with wit, biting satire, and laugh-out-loud absurdities, The Bird-Brained Virus Crowd is one binge-worthy comedy riot you won’t want to miss!
Cue closing jingle
[Upbeat and irresistibly catchy]
♪♪ “It’s ViraFlix time, where ‘virus isolation’ claims run wild,
Join the courtroom drama of Dr. Specimen, our jittery child!
From BEAKing news headlines to cooking the craze,
We’re serving up scams in a comedic blaze!
SARS’ rise to fame – oh, it’s truly obscene,
Just a swab of snot, terrorizing TV screens!
From ‘pandemics’ to goals, it’s a wacky, wild spree,
In Bird-Brained, come laugh with glee!” ♪♪
Narrator: Join us for The Bird-Brained Virus Crowd only on ViraFlix – where the science is shaky, the laughs are epic, and the truth is a side-splitting adventure you won’t want to miss!"
https://www.amazon.com/Bird-Brained-Virus-Crowd-Luc-Terroir-ebook/dp/B0DWM4SY89/?crid=1NDW2HU1CPSQU&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.XNQKt247FSk8Fjls6MH6cQ.nPzrpk_lDBE0fQmhrdXqELFWNKZ_So8t2QBlKB53mew&dib_tag=se&&&sprefix=the+bird+brained+virus+crowd%2Caps%2C463&sr=8-1
The Bird-Brained Virus Crowd invites you to the streaming sensation ViraFlix, where the madcap world of ‘virology’ is reimagined as an addictive lineup of blockbuster comedies. Each ‘episode’ dives into the hilarity, contradictions, and outright absurdities lurking within the ‘virus’ industry, unravelling the shaky claims holding it all together.
Step into the spotlight with Dr. Specimen, a jittery viroLIEgist-in-training, whose scientific certainties crumble under the relentless interrogation of Mr. Rigorous, a no-nonsense attorney determined to expose every flaw in his claims. The courtroom battle is a tour de force of satire, shining a spotlight on the wobbly foundations of ‘Virus isolation.’
Brace yourself for BEAKing news of avian flu ‘pandemics’ so outrageous they’re almost believable – until they’re not. Buckle up for the meteoric rise (and catastrophic fall) of ‘SARS-CoV-2,’ as global fame gives way to the revelation that it was nothing more than a bit of snot on a swab.
The comedy doesn’t stop there. Grab a pint at a classic British Boozer with Mr. Wise To, whose cheeky interrogation of a viroLIEgist will leave you in stitches. Or swing by the ‘Lively Virus’ Shop, where a disgruntled customer argues with the shopkeeper about the ‘virus’ he recently purchased– a rather dead one - that certainly doesn’t live up to the shop’s lively name.
Laugh out loud as the Ministry of Silly Viruses reviews funding applications for utterly unremarkable ‘viruses,’ and revel in the futile yet side-splitting quest of a determined shopper to purchase a completely isolated and purified ‘virus’ at Yee Olde Virus Isolation Shoppe.
Hungry for more? Strap on your hazmat aprons for Cooking up Controversy, where the absurdity of ‘viral’ recipes will leave you craving the comfort of a real meal. Then, tune in to Who Wants to be a Pandemic Billionaire, where two cutthroat teams compete to concoct the most apocalyptic scamdemic for Pandemic billions!
And don’t miss the grand finale: the ultimate World Cup clash between Germ Theory F.C. and Terrain Theory F.C., with jaw-dropping goals that defy everything you thought you knew. Can you predict the winning team and the final score?
Packed with wit, biting satire, and laugh-out-loud absurdities, The Bird-Brained Virus Crowd is one binge-worthy comedy riot you won’t want to miss!
Cue closing jingle
[Upbeat and irresistibly catchy]
♪♪ “It’s ViraFlix time, where ‘virus isolation’ claims run wild,
Join the courtroom drama of Dr. Specimen, our jittery child!
From BEAKing news headlines to cooking the craze,
We’re serving up scams in a comedic blaze!
SARS’ rise to fame – oh, it’s truly obscene,
Just a swab of snot, terrorizing TV screens!
From ‘pandemics’ to goals, it’s a wacky, wild spree,
In Bird-Brained, come laugh with glee!” ♪♪
Narrator: Join us for The Bird-Brained Virus Crowd only on ViraFlix – where the science is shaky, the laughs are epic, and the truth is a side-splitting adventure you won’t want to miss!"
https://www.amazon.com/Bird-Brained-Virus-Crowd-Luc-Terroir-ebook/dp/B0DWM4SY89/?crid=1NDW2HU1CPSQU&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.XNQKt247FSk8Fjls6MH6cQ.nPzrpk_lDBE0fQmhrdXqELFWNKZ_So8t2QBlKB53mew&dib_tag=se&&&sprefix=the+bird+brained+virus+crowd%2Caps%2C463&sr=8-1
I KNEW THEY WERE "LYING YET ONCE AGAIN....
IF THIER LIPS ARE MOVING, THEY SEEM TO BE LYING
Sounds like a whole lot of fucking scammers need to be EXTERMINATED.
Bingo!
Why do chicken farmers ALLOW the tyrannical "federal" government ONTO their PROPERTY? This all started during the Obiden regime, and they continued it during the interim between the election and the new President a month ago. This must END.
Again, if it were me, they would be met with deadly force if they tried to force me to kill my chickens. If ALL farmers did that, this would promptly end.
Beautiful words!
All viruses are pure COWFLOP.
No "bird flu" in Mexico. Nada. Tells us all we need to know.
It's not about trying to deal with fake bird flu. It's about trying to precipitate mass starvation. Starvation ALWAYS works. Check out Stalin and Mao. Their ghosts will tell you.
Yup. If the peeps are a little unruly and show signs of independence that comes from prosperity. First you can jack up the cost of living by making it REALLY expensive to eat. Make them dependent. So dependent that they depend on government grift so that if you try to clean up the grift the peeps suffering from the corruption go "NO! Pah leeeeeez don't stop abusing us, that grift payment that gave me a donut to take the clot shot is real important to us. Keep the corruption going. Because we're dependent on it"
And if it all gets a little out of hand and you kill a few too many chickens and dump a bit too much food not to worry. It is still a win. Because mass starvation ALWAYS works. The pissed off peeps are too hungry and weak to even fight back
Just say No..
Can’t wait for Trump’s team to work it’s magic here. Trump loves our farmers and gave them $28b during his last term.
Of course they aren't and if they were natural selection would take care of the problem. Their blatant attempt at another scamdemic is so obvious and now they want to vaccinate chickens? No thanks, I'll buy my own chickens and give the eggs to family and friends.
Why can't agribusiness just treat animals with respect: feed and house them in clean proper facilities and slaughter them humanely! That is why I buy as much as I can from small family farms. It usually does cost me more, but my conscience is clear, or as best as it can be.
Mexico has plenty of eggs. The bird flu didn't affect chickens there. I bet now that Claudia Stainbum is in power, they will be next in line for the upcoming Holodomor.
The agenda is to kill everything CO2! Humans, pets; food supply, etc! Agenda 2030 full steam ahead! Just 2 more weeks to flatten the curve!
2020-2025 take endless clot shot jabs to save a random grandma. 2025 and beyond starve grandma! 😎💯