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VAERY SCARY JAB PROMO 😀

Are you tired of living a long, healthy life? Do you long for the excitement of a debilitating, mystery illness? Well, worry no more!! The VAER Y SCARY 19 VACCINE is here to shake things up!!

Straight from the brilliant minds who brought you opioid epidemics, thalidomide babies, and the food pyramid that made you diabetic, MoMurder-na is proud to offer you a vial of "STRIFE and DEFECTIVE."

Side effects?? Only the BEST!! Waiting for YOU and your family!!

🧘 Anaphylaxis - Because breathing is overrated

💕 Myocarditis & Pericarditis - Give your heart that warm, inflated feeling!!

🚑 Thrombosis with Thrombocytopenia Syndrome (TTS) - Clots? Low platelets? Why not both?!!

🦽 Guillain-Barre Syndrome (GBS) - Who needs mobility when you have compliance?

💉 Severe Allergic Reactions - Let's see if your EpiPen works!!

🤸 Seizures - A great way to shake up your nervous system!!

❤️‍🩹 Stroke - A stroke of bad luck, but hey, safe and effective!!

❤️‍🩹 Heart Attack - Because nothing says protection like cardiac arrest!!

🎉 Pulmonary Embolism - Breathe deep ... if you still can!!

🙈 Deep Vein Thrombosis - A clot of fun for the whole family!!

🥳 Appendicitis - Appendix?? Who needs one anyway?

🙇 Intestinal Obstruction - Your gut instincts were right to be afraid!!

🚑 Kawasaki Disease - Vroom vroom!! Straight to the pediatric ward!!

🔥 Multisystem Inflammatory Syndrome in Children (MIS-C) - The kids are NOT alright!!

🧏 Bell’s Palsy - When your compliance shows ... on only half your face!!

Transverse Myelitis - For those with backbone!!

👀 Optic Neuritis - Who needs eyesight when you have blind faith?

🏥 Autoimmune Disorders - Your body’s new hobby? Attacking itself!!

☠️💉☠️💉 Death - R.I.P.

Worried? DON’T BE!!

The ’safe and effective’ data was carefully curated, massaged, and retroactively adjusted by esteemed experts in white coats - the same ones who promised you that cigarettes were good for your throat and DDT was safe to spray on your kids!!

And if the ’science’ isn't enough to calm you down, don't worry!! We've got free Happy Meals waiting for you and your loved one - post jab!! 💉☠️👍 Because nothing says ’trust the science’ like an over-processed burger and fries served with a side of coercion!!

CLOSING JINGLE

(To the tune of a cheerful ad ー think McDonald’s but sinister!!)

“Get the shot, don't ask why!!

Ignore the deaths ー comply, comply!!

It’s VAER Y SCARY, but don't you stress...

Side effects mean it works the best!!“

Narrator: MoMurder-na Harmaceuticals ー “If you survive the first dose, we’ve got boosters lined up just for you!!“

🚨Warning: Some customers may experience buyer’s remorse, loss of bodily autonomy, or sudden urges to question authority. If symptoms of critical thinking persist, please consult your nearest fact-checker. 🚨

carri lacy's avatar

The "Opioid epidemic" is as real as the "covid pandemic" -- meaning it's a manufactured event meant to instill fear of things that need not be feared for the specific purpose of enriching some privileged people while forcing suffering on the majority of ordinary people.

Paul Vonharnish's avatar

Hello Factscinator. Another lively jingle for Santa's lil' helpers... You know? The helpless helpers with auto immune court systems...

Victory Palace Poetry's avatar

This was friggin' brilliant! I'd love to see an actual video of this. Who knows? With AI, you could pull it off.

Twig's avatar

Both men are Evil! Everything their promoting & involved in is for their on “ god head”!

Susan P ...'s avatar

The Truth doesn't lie - grateful for all the Truth Warriors speaking Truth to medical tyranny, a true democide. Big heartfelt thank you to SL & Loj. God help us to continue to help ourselves. In God we Trust ...

Amy Harlib's avatar

KEEP FIGHTING! All the perps who pushed this greatest crime against humanity, all the way down to the local level, must get their comeuppances!

MISTAKES! WERE NOT MADE!

It was NEVER about health! The Powers That Should Not Be were ALWAYS about they want you DEAD or a SLAVE! This is a painful truth to accept but we the people must wake up and fight back! And toxic injections/pills were/are a huge part of their arsenal!

Can't say this often enough! The Military/Industrial Complex and the Biowarfare/industrial Complex, WEF agenda and the evils assaulting humanity are from one and the same source - it is the 99% against the diabolical GREED of the 0.01% who should not be in charge of anything!

The monsters in human skin suits who rule the world get a sadistic vampiric thrill and boost from perpetrating the vilest most demonic crimes against the most vulnerable (babies and small children) and then corrupting the system to get away with it scot free! We the People must stop them, there are a lot more of us than them!

Please check out this substack! ponerology.substack.com

And BIG pHARMa is an arsenal making permanently sickly addicted slaves dependent on their products - the complete opposite of actual health.

Peddling pure poison! Folks have to wake up to reality: health comes from organic diet, daily exercise and clean living and never from a needle or a pill except in dire, rare traumatic injuries.

Can't say this often enough!

SCREW THE HYPOCHONDRIA GERMAPHOBIC FEAR HYSTERIA! DO NOT CONSENT! Avian flu is for the birds! RESIST!

Proudly ANTI-VAXX! Reiterating for the sake of newbies and to support this post.

Ban all vaccine jabs! There has never been a 'safe and effective' vaccine since Edward Jenner's fraud over 200 years ago as per 'Dissolving Illusions' by Suzanne Humphries and 'Turtles All the Way Down' by Anonymous. Health can never come from a needle or pills, but from healthy eating, healthy exercise and healthy living! virustruth.net

JAB INJURIES: GROSS CALAMARI BLOOD CLOTS/AUTISM TSUNAMI/SADS/TURBO CANCER/BIZARRE TERMINAL ILLNESSES: More tragic victims of the ruling parasite genocidal enslavement agenda, sacrificed on the altar of psychopathic greed and hatred of humanity.

Divide and rule! Agents provocateurs anyone, FALSE FLAGS, propaganda social engineering psyops? Keeping us proles at each others' throats while the globalist technocrat predators laugh all the way to the BIS and The Bank of Rothschild's!

BURN BACK BETTER!

HELL NO TO GENESIS MISSION/STARGATE/DEEPSEEK! HELL NO TO AI! technocracy.news

Life everywhere is being assaulted by THE TECHNOCRATIC OMNIWAR! RESIST! DO NOT CONSENT TO ALL THINGS DIGITAL, 'SMART', AI, 5G, NO CASH - ALL OF IT! dhughes.substack.com Technocrat ruling class psychos get a sadistic thrill from their powers over life and death and hurting all who stand in their way and they need the resources worldwide to build their digital total slavery control grids (herd survivors into 15 minute city digital prisons)!

AI is designed to be anti-human/anti-life programmed by technocrat control freak psychos - garbage in = garbage out. Everyone got along just fine without all these absurd and downright satanic electronic gadgets that did not exist until recently. NOBODY NEEDS THIS AI CRAP!

PSYCHOPATHS! MEGALOMANIACS!

This horrifying Congress Critters, Gates, Governor 'Gruesome Newscum', 'Lone Scum', Soros, 'Benedict' Biden and Harris and even Trump, Vance, and 'Ramaswampy' et al are blatant fully owned and operated puppets of their globalist technocrat parasite masters same as other numerous 'PUBLIC SERPENTS' infesting by design from above, the bureaucratic apparatus.

CREATIVITY! ARTISTRY! IMAGINATION! SPIRITUALITY! HUMOR! LOVING KINDNESS! These are the best ways to fight THEM!

Bless and thank you for doing what you do.

grahamlyons's avatar

The medical tyrannists and other oppressors of mankind are hastening to meet their master in Hell. I wish them "Godspeed!"

Lea Searl's avatar

She amazing. Sasha explains the research & development when she was a researcher in the biolabs in Ukraine. Check out where the patents came from. Like, RFID Biometrics from mRNA researcher Scott Hansen. Inventions & Patent applications filed by Oregon Health Science University

He researched Cytomegalovirus (CMV) vectors eliciting Tcells restricted by major histocompatibility complex E molecules 👈 basically how to compromise glycoproteins to interupt our metabolism exposing HIV, diabetes, cancer, etc

No one has went down that rabbit hole

Brian  Klunder's avatar

Sadly, this is the very reason why no one will ever be accountable, in my view...

Because the US ARMY is responsible, not Pfizer!

Thank you, Lioness.

Dee Dee's avatar

The cowards of the world have been exposed.

Marcella Nelson's avatar

Gates and Bourla deserve maximum legal punishment for mass murder.

Leland's avatar

You never bring up anything about the body area networking, 4.0 Healthcare and how that's managed and how that works under your skin and your cellular structure.

Andersen's avatar

I'M CURIOUS - WHEN DID SHE CHANGE INTO A SOMERSALTO OVER HERSELF?

Sober Christian Gentleman's avatar

I made a 3 part podcast for people to adjust and thrive in jail, because everyone who resists the system will be there eventually if we do not dismantle the machine.

In today’s increasingly volatile political and social climate, the line between an ordinary citizen and the "justice system" is becoming dangerously thin. As someone who has been arrested over two dozen times due to my political activism—yet never convicted of a single crime—I have seen the belly of the beast. My experiences have taught me that the "process" is often the punishment. Whether you are a political dissident or someone caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, understanding the survival skills necessary for the street, jail, and prison is no longer elective; it is essential for the modern gentleman who wishes to remain free and intact.

Let me explain:

https://open.substack.com/pub/soberchristiangentlemanpodcast/p/s3-ep-6-pt-1of-3-be-prepared-for-cc1

RayDarby's avatar

Nothing will come of this. The hyperbolic reach is too far. No one in power cares about what Sasha or these other kooks think. They overplayed their hand long ago.

DE's avatar

Thank you, Sasha.

I hope you gaff them.

mari's avatar

The best of good luck to her truth telling.

The doctor is out's avatar

"remove all manufacturers' liability."

Stop saying liability was removed.

They took symptoms out of the case definition in 2023. Do you think the emergency and PREP declarations would've flown if they said at the time "we're going to remove symptoms from the case definition in a couple years?" Fuck no. Covid was never defined. The declarations never flew. Liability protections never took effect.

Get the case definition vacated.

Sandra's avatar

IF this is all true (and you better believe I and everybody else KNOWS it is) then WHY on EARTH are they still permitted to have the big sign out front of my local pharmacy GET YOUR COVID SHOTS HERE ??? For 5 years everyone keeps talking about the the evidence of corruption and crimes committed - MILLIONS OF DEATHS and WHY IS THERE STILL ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BEING DONE TO STOP IT ALL and WHY ARE THERE NO PROSECUTIONS?! I am thankful for all the Truth Warriors out there but at some point people have to do more than just keep talking about it. This is INSANE.