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🔥 NOW HIRING: DEATHCARE STRATEGIST 👹🪬

💀👋 Location: Canada

Department: Ministry of Final Solutions

Term: Permanent (Your victims won’t be) 💀

Are you passionate about reducing overhead by removing heads? Do you dream of a future where the biggest burden on the HELLthcare system—the living—is finally dealt with? Then congratulations, you're exactly the kind of morally flexible technocrat we're hunting!💀

Join the Canadian Government’s bold and progressive MAiD Division™ as we revolutionize HELLthcare with a simple motto: "Why treat the sick, when you can just make them disappear?"👋👍😀

Key Responsibilities:

🧼 Rebrand eugenics with warm, inclusive language: "compassionate exits," "dignity pathways," "cost-effective compassion."

🎯 Target vulnerable demographics: chronically ill, mentally distressed, confused teens, war veterans, and the financially inconvenient.

📈 Upsell MAiD™ packages like you're pushing a premium Netflix subscription. Bonus points for reaching monthly offing quotas.

🧠 Groom adolescents into believing death is self-care (TikTok skills a plus).

💸 Partner with Wall Street to securitize euthanasia futures. Imagine the profit potential when mortality becomes a market index.

💉 Champion ’mRNA’ mandates, ensuring everyone gets a chance at our "End of Life Express" program — whether they want it or not.

Perks: 🏔️ All-expenses-paid retreat to Davos to brainstorm population control strategies with like-minded elites over sustainably farmed foie gras.

🌏More living space for you and The Elect™ once the surplus are managed.

💉 Complimentary subscription to the MAiD Insider™ newsletter — stay updated on quotas, incentives, and best practices in dignified disposal.

🛡️ Immunity from prosecution.

👹👍 Apply today — because in Canada’s HELLthcare future, someone’s got to play God. Might as well be you.✝️👹

Canada is an equal opportunity executioner. Applicants from marginalized backgrounds especially encouraged to help trim their own communities first.

Ricardo Padilla's avatar

The WEF bankers Gates, Soros, Rothschild, etc., are all behind this depopulation agenda.

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